Pick up lines for nerds:


      Can I be the phaser to your electron and take you to an excited state?
      You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
      According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
      Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
      Everyone knows it’s not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
      I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
      Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
      Your lab bench or mine?
      Hey baby, what’s your sine?
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